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zombie apocalypse

June 1, 20252 min read
zombie apocalypse

the zombie apocalypse isn't coming. but something is. a natural disaster. an economic collapse. a personal crisis that strips away every safety net you rely on. and right now, you're about as prepared for it as a goldfish is prepared for a drought.

let's fix that.

why worst-case thinking matters

this isn't about paranoia or doomsday prepping. it's about stress-testing your life. most people are one missed paycheck, one supply chain disruption, or one emergency away from complete chaos. they've optimized their lives for normal conditions and have zero resilience when conditions change.

the zombie apocalypse is just a fun framework for asking a deadly serious question: if everything went sideways tomorrow, would you survive?

the audit

run through these categories honestly:

financial resilience - do you have cash reserves? not investments that take days to liquidate. actual cash. enough to cover three to six months of expenses. if the ATMs go dark tomorrow, how long before you're in trouble?

physical preparedness - could you walk 20 miles if you had to? carry a heavy pack? defend yourself? run? most people couldn't jog a mile without stopping, let alone handle a genuine physical challenge.

basic supplies - do you have more than two days of food and water in your home right now? a first aid kit? a flashlight with working batteries? a way to purify water?

practical skills - can you start a fire without matches? navigate without GPS? perform basic first aid? grow food? fix things that break? most modern adults are startlingly helpless without technology.

community - do you know your neighbors? do you have people who would help you in a crisis - and whom you would help? isolated individuals don't survive disruptions. connected communities do.

building real resilience

you don't need a bunker full of canned goods. you need:

  • three months of expenses in an accessible savings account - this alone puts you ahead of 60% of people
  • a basic supply kit - water, non-perishable food, first aid, flashlights, batteries. enough for 72 hours
  • physical fitness - not bodybuilder fitness. functional fitness. the ability to move, carry, and endure
  • two or three practical skills - fire-starting, basic repair, water purification, basic cooking from scratch
  • real relationships with nearby humans - the kind where you'd actually knock on each other's doors in an emergency

the real takeaway

the zombie apocalypse exercise reveals something important: your daily comfort is more fragile than you think. that's not a reason to live in fear. it's a reason to build a buffer between you and chaos.

spend this week addressing one gap from the audit. just one. next week, address another. in a month, you'll be more prepared than 90% of the population. not for zombies. for real life.

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